Banned for being sensible.

Banned for trying to attract women by being a drag queen who wears perfume, when clearly women who are attracted to men are not attracted to them when they dress like women, otherwise the women would just be attracted to women and be lesbians, and thus not attracted to you anyway (as though they would be in the first place).

Banned for giving other users dating advice.

Banned for being Dr. Phil.

Banned because i am Dr. Faust.

Banned for having made a deal with the devil.

Banned because I can smell your Komodo dragons' breath from here. How long has it been since you washed their mouth the last time?

^ banned for not knowing that the bite of a Komodo Dragon is septic

Banned for pretending to not know where in the world Komodo Island is.

Banned for pretending not to know where in the world Carmen Sandiego is (she's in California - duh).

Banned for not watching the Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego show on PBS.

Banned for being green.

Banned for being anti-ecology and in favour of global warming.

Banned for owning endangered animals while playing the "green card". :-P

Banned for slandering me. I take good care of my dragons and frequently feed them with tasty people.

Banned for tasting people frequently in a slanderous way.