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RedRagan: I'm in!

How to have fun in Battlefield 1942:

1) Start the game

2) Choose engineer as your class

3) Find a Jeep car

4) Fill it with ALL of your dynamites

5) Drive it like mad toward enemy's base

6) Find a moving enemy tank, or APC

7) Slam toward that tank

8) Jump out

9) Detonate

10) Listen as your enemies rage.

One of the most glorious moment was when I blown up an APC. I usually took out 1 or 2 people with it (and myself in the process) but that time I saw an APC just came out from an enemy's base so I did what usually did. Turn out the whole APC is filled full of people. You can imagine the chat was flooded with angry people after that.
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dirtyharry50: That is awesome! You would make a fine Jihadist (is that a word?) because unlike most of them you are smart enough to get the fuck out of the vehicle before you blow it up allowing you to do this more than one time.
Actually it's a bad strategy since even when we got out from the jeep fast enough we still get caught in the explosion.

Also in BF3 you can do it better by putting C4s on a Quad Bike and they will keep going even when we jump out thanks to the law of momentum.

Better part? Slamming your car/bike on low flying chopper like what happened in the Expendables.
+1, I'm in.

In Ultima VII part 2: The serpent Isle I was wandering around the crypt in Monitor where the dead were on pedestals with plaques indicating their names. Dead bodies often had items on them. So I would double click on them to see what they had on their person. On one occasion I tried to double click on a body on a pedestal but was off by a few pixels. To my horror The Avatar (my character) walked briskly over to the pedestal and curled up on top of the corpse. Dupre (a character in my party) asked: "For how many hours dost thou wish to sleep Avatar?" I was then presented with a slide control to choose the number of hours (0 - 9). Naturally I selected 0. Dupre responded by saying : "Cease thy jesting Avatar." I then got up and continued on my way.

Requested game: I have no mouth and I must scream.
This is tough. I doubt I can make you laugh, but here is my "story" nonetheless. Playing Ultima VII, there is a path that leads out of town from the Royal Mint (where gold is exchanged for coin). Along this path spawns one or two monsters called "headless"; literally a human with no head. Once the party kills them the looted bodies consistently provide several gold nuggests which are heavy, valuable and easily exchanged for lighter currency up the road. This makes me laugh at RPGs in general, where slain wolves yield magic swords and that harpy you just killed made sure she didn't leave the house that morning without 500 gold coins in her pocket. Back to Ultima VII, it was very easy to repeat this gold nugget farming process because old RPGs can't remember your impact on the world due to memory limitations. Causing the headless to respawn needed one to walk 50 metres away and then return to find new headless and no corpses!

I'd like to enter for Wing Commander 1+2, please! +1
The 500th day has come and a time to draw a winner.
DProject was the lucky one with this story:
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DProject: Please, sign me up for Re-Volt!

Fighting games are usually pretty fun, against friends. There was a particularly funny episode that once happened:

Around here, in the school I graduated from, there's a sort of a LAN-party (or perhaps it's more like a gaming weekend) that happens twice annually. There are all sorts of tournaments, and there's always one fighting game tournament. This one time, I think they were playing Dead Or Alive: win a match, move forward in the bracket. Lose a match, you're out. Now, this particular fighting game had an unusual element: objects in the battlefield. Such as huge rocks, that can get in the way. Now, we all know that fighting games have something similar in them: if the timer runs out, the combatant with the lesser amount of health, loses. One of my friends really knew how to take advantage of that. So, the match starts. He gets a hit right off the bat on the opponent. Then what does he do? He goes behind that rock, and stays there :D His opponent tries to get around him - he swirls to the other side. It was so hilarious to watch, and I bet his opponent was real pissed. It was like fighting game peek-a-boo, and so unfair. Naturally the timer ran out, and my friend won the match while both were still near full health. It was diamond.
I really enjoyed reading them all, and it wasn't easy to pick so I ended up writing down all the names on little pieces of paper, then had my girlfriend draw one.

Congratulations DProject, a code is on its way to your GOG inbox :)

To conclude this thread, I'll post a little story from my own gaming-life:

I used to play Command & Conquer: Red Alert (the first one) alot.
Ever so often I went online and played against others, which was fun to the max.
Most of the times I played on the Soviet side and allied myself with other players.
While allied I sent demolition trucks into their bases, they wouldn't get attacked because of the ally status.
Now while they fought the enemies, I had plenty of time to reinforce my own base, only sending out small amounts of troops and vehicles, so my base became heavily defended.
Then when enemies fell, the ally status would be cancelled by the computer.
Now my previous allies would start attacking my placed demo trucks, basically obliterating most of their bases.
All I had to do now, was to clean up the rest and the game was won.
I guess I don't have to repeat all the words that was sent my way...
Congrats and cheers!
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Laziter: I really enjoyed reading them all, and it wasn't easy to pick so I ended up writing down all the names on little pieces of paper, then had my girlfriend draw one.

Congratulations DProject, a code is on its way to your GOG inbox :)
Thank you, and please give your girlfriend a big wet kiss on the cheek on my behalf :))
Congrats DProject. Now grab the newest DoA game and challenge your friend again.