I'm closing up to being a member for 500 days, at 497th day at the moment.
When the 500th day comes up, I will give away 1 game worth up to $5,99.

To enter I only require one thing, and that is a fun story from a gaming experience, it can be from an online game, LAN game or whatever. Just something that can make me laugh and has something to do with gaming.
Also add the game you would like, this would make it alot easier for me.

Now make me laugh :D

I'm in!

How to have fun in Battlefield 1942:

1) Start the game

2) Choose engineer as your class

3) Find a Jeep car

4) Fill it with ALL of your dynamites

5) Drive it like mad toward enemy's base

6) Find a moving enemy tank, or APC

7) Slam toward that tank

8) Jump out

9) Detonate

10) Listen as your enemies rage.


One of the most glorious moment was when I blown up an APC. I usually took out 1 or 2 people with it (and myself in the process) but that time I saw an APC just came out from an enemy's base so I did what usually did. Turn out the whole APC is filled full of people. You can imagine the chat was flooded with angry people after that.

Nice, congrats and +1

Ok, so I was playing SimCity 2000 for the first time in quite a few years, I was just playing to get ready for the new SimCity. Anyways, my city was complaining on and on about how they didn't have any water, so I plopped down a wack load of water pumps near the river, gave them power and connected them to the city... but they continued to complain, so finally I lost it and flooded city. They were then complaining about the flood so I get rid of the flood and set the city on fire.

The end.

I like to go around on Garry's Mod with a friend on Dark RP servers with no admins and annoy everyone. One of us would run for mayor and then when he becomes the mayor, we start building walls every where and then hunt everyone down. People would end up leaving and then once an admin showed up.

Also, on Battlefield 3 and GTA IV, I would start screeching into the microphone until everyone leaves.

One more, I like to make a family of Sims on The Sims 3 and trap them in a small hotel room. I would then sell everything they need to survive and fill the room with computers.

Thanks, I would like Rollercoaster Tycoon: Deluxe, Empire Earth Gold Edition, or Broken Sword Directors Cut please, you can choose which, but if you want me to choose, I will.

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I remember when I started LAN gaming with Doom I, one of the best surprises to execute was to take out a new player with the chainsaw. This works best when he knows that you have no shooting weapons except the pistol and is lining up his rocket launcher with your name on it. :-D

I would like to win Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri.

And after that you got your 72 virgins???

On Fallout 3 I used to plant mines all over in the places I knew NPCs would walk to (like beds) and watch the carnage if possible. On Metal Arms: Glitch in the System I would surgically use the Ripper (I recall that was the name of the weapon) on enemy grunts so as to not kill them but severely weaken them to a point of disability. So, for example, I would shoot a ripper blade at the gun arm of an enemy to "nerf" them significantly. That game was awesome. For it's time, the physics were great. Lastly, Psi-Ops: The Mindgate Conspiracy, I loved playing that game. It had a room that one could use to test their various powers and weapons in. You could spawn enemies to kill in the test room and the ways to kill were numerous, you could pick up a massive ball and launch it at them splattering them into pieces, one shot their head with a shotgun, possess one of them and kill the others then make the possessed one kill itself, set them on fire, toss them to their death against walls, and drop a crate or two on their head among other methods. I am a little bothered that all I have listed has to do with harming some kind of entity.

It has to be spending close to 48 hours gaming with my son - he was little but intensely devoted to gaming and beating every game - we'd stop only for urgent bodily functions - so yeah, there was some sleep involved but man those weekends were the best ;-)

Congrats on the half a millennium ;-p Not in....

On Fallout 3 or New Vegas (I can't remember which) I believe that you can pickpocket an explosive into someones pocket and detonate it. Also, Psi Ops: The Mindgate Conspiracy sounds interesting. Where can I get it?

Fun story, for me at least, not my friends...
Golden Eye for the Nintendo 64, I memorized the spawn locations and the spawn order on maps in multiplayer,
on setting "license to kill (1 hit kills)' I would kill someone run over to the next spawn spot and wait for them to auto spawn for easy kill, over and over.
Wasn't fun for them, but it was for me :D.

Just going to bring up the South Park episode "Make Love, Not Warcraft". Fun times.

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Winning in Tekken 3 with Dr. B was always fun. Didn't work against people who actually knew how to play the game, but I had my fun when I played against noobs.

Har har, just a respawn and angry messages from trolled people.

Please, sign me up for Re-Volt!

Fighting games are usually pretty fun, against friends. There was a particularly funny episode that once happened:

Around here, in the school I graduated from, there's a sort of a LAN-party (or perhaps it's more like a gaming weekend) that happens twice annually. There are all sorts of tournaments, and there's always one fighting game tournament. This one time, I think they were playing Dead Or Alive: win a match, move forward in the bracket. Lose a match, you're out. Now, this particular fighting game had an unusual element: objects in the battlefield. Such as huge rocks, that can get in the way. Now, we all know that fighting games have something similar in them: if the timer runs out, the combatant with the lesser amount of health, loses. One of my friends really knew how to take advantage of that. So, the match starts. He gets a hit right off the bat on the opponent. Then what does he do? He goes behind that rock, and stays there :D His opponent tries to get around him - he swirls to the other side. It was so hilarious to watch, and I bet his opponent was real pissed. It was like fighting game peek-a-boo, and so unfair. Naturally the timer ran out, and my friend won the match while both were still near full health. It was diamond.

I got Psi Ops years ago at my local Gamestop for PS2, it was released for PC as well so you may be able to find a PC copy online somewhere. I think Psi-Ops would be a worthy addition to the GOG catalog.