Obviously your term "shenanigans" is your uphemism for liar. Calling names is what many people do when they have nothing else to say. Are you running for office by chance? If you'd read my post as carefully as you claim to you'd know that I said that I thought I knew what was being asked but wasn't sure. The reason I wasn't sure is bucause of the absolute absurdity of such a solution. I simply wanted to make sure that what the OP was calling "cache" was in fact "temp Internet files" to my browser. I have a solution to this problem which is far less invasive to my life. Instead of flushing my cache, I'll just flush this website. You need to be more careful who you call a liar. Where I come from it can get you hurt.

"It can get you hurt"

Thanks for the lol. This is the INTERNET. You need to wake up - making threats online just makes one look petty. Seriously.

And perhaps get some counselling for these... Rather compelling anger problems you seem to manifest. I call troll.

Now go have fun in real life you superior life-form and leave us poor little weak loud voiced and idiotic geeks to our pleasures. (In case you don't understand this - I'm using EXTREME sarcasm here)

Oh my, an impotent and juvenile threat on the internet... I am at a loss for words. So I guess I'll just post a link to this funny video I saw recently instead:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkd5dJIVjgM

Updated.

Maybe those 20 years ended 15 years ago and he's only just started to get back into computing. Yeah, that's got to be it.

"Goddammit, where is the punch card slot on this thing?! I've been ripped off!"

"No! I will not boot Windows to play this game!

INSTEAD

I BOOT

THIS COMPUTER!!!"

Well, the time anybody has used a computer does not really say anything about how much you'll learn of using the computer. If you aren't afraid to break stuff by learning, you could probably get a pretty good knowledge within a few weeks, while I know people who've used computers since the mid 70's who don't even understand that they need to plug the computer into a power outlet to use it (or charge the batteries).

So. Much. Lollage.

Trying not to literally lol in class XD

And by people you mean chimpanzees, correct?

This brought to mind this picture:

Aaaah, Battletoads. Fun game, but also a game that seemed to actively hate anyone playing it. :)

Just imagine a Dell on the end of that boot and then it's perfect.

SO. TRUE. I think the supermoves were subliminal messages pleading you to do them to the TV.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but don't you get a rating point for every day that you post a new message?