LOL, I've been guilty of that myself..... Thinking to myself boy have I got a surprise for them when they show up..... well, it was a surprise!!!

ADDED: The sad thing was though, I played many a game and saw where the AI had done something like this often. I've seen games where the body of water was only big enough for a dock and three ships to fit in it, and there's a dock and three ships right there.

Which is kind of surprising when you're coming in from all angles on a land assault and suddenly discover you're getting shot at by boats (WTF, the ocean was way back there), so who knows, maybe the AI wasn't as dumb as I called it every time I saw that.

And you, having your dad's genes, probably look similar to him, thus you also "kind of" look like the guy on the pic. Oh, I'm getting so close to determining your identity, I can almost taste it.

Stop trying.

I'm Jesus Christ.

Well come to think of it : it's sort of like towers that can move around a bit :P

Darn it. Can't believe you didn't comment on the identity tasting. I had witty answers prepared for several potential reactions. Talk about a waste of time.

Ergo god is a bureaucrat... makes sense :-\
Should've suspected something was up when the church started to insist on 10% of my earnings

edit : apologies for the convoluted Futurama reference :P