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yogsloth: New day bump.

Never thought it would be so tough to give these games away, lol. Thanks to the entries thus far...

Space Hack is almost unlocked, and I know that game gets a lot of love by itself.
Working hard for the giveway aren't you?, fucking angels exist man :D
Maybe pepol CAN give expensive third party games!, and I'd guess there is now a new top tier for it too!
Post edited December 03, 2014 by GioVio123
New day bump again.

I don't have Steam myself, but I know there are many users here who do. This deal looked like so much fun I thought for sure there would be some interest, and it would make a really fun little giveaway.

Game #46 (Space Hack) has officially been unlocked, and game #47 (Crash Time II) is well on its way.
Nice Giveaway... (I have all these one place or another already or I'd join in). :)
Not in but +1 for the giveaway.
Seepuorg peered into the dark recess of the cavern. Something glistned feintly in the void. Carefully, Seepuorg stepped through the blackness across the barren, weathered rock towards the shining speck of light. With each step its intensity grew until it became very clear it was most definately gold. Quickening pace, Seepuorg began scrambling - carless of scrapes and cuts from the every more jagged geological formations around. Panting... gasping... Seepuorg reached the treasure and fell to the ground. Summoning up what strength remained, they crawled on their hands and knees and reached out...
"Bollocks! I've got all of these already!" Seepuorg bellowed.
"Bollocks! I've got all of these already!" The cavern replied.
"I've got all of these already!" Retorted the entranceway.
Seepuorg left the treasure for another, and upon leaving the cavern, paintied a large signoutside, with an arrow pointing in.
"VALUABLE TREASURE INSIDE. MAY REQUIRE SOME EFFORT." It read.

Not in! :)
Post edited December 04, 2014 by Sachys
Allright, I'm in:

The Epic Tale of
Seepuorg the Barbarian


Seepuorg the Barbarian felt out of place. For some reason, posting likes on Facebook didn't really suit him. And he never managed to develope any deep love for his smartphone. So he decided to go out into the world.
He soon discovered a mysterious, dark cave. He immediately turned around, and walked into the nearest hardware store, where he bought a really heavy-duty LED torch. Thus equipped, he set off into the no longer quite as dark but still somewhat mysterious cave. Because the whole place were kind of eerie, he set his smartphone to play "I'm your Tamagotchi" on repeat.
At one point, 1d4+6 orcs were supposed to ambush Seepuorg. However, the music from his smartphone kind of threw them off, and when they had collected themselves he was so far down the corridor that it would seems kind of embarrasing to run all the way up to him to ambush him.
Later he saw a silver key lying on a table. He felt that he was somehow obligated to pick it up, and did so.
Bravely, Seepuorg continued onward. Then, suddenly and without warning, the corridor ended at a large, gold door. He tried opening it. It was locked.
Reluctantly, he remembered the silver key that he had found. Yes, he could try if it worked. He put the key in the keyhole and turned. It worked. He opened the door and walked in. He felt that there was something fundamentally wrong with a gold door being opened by a silver key. It just felt wrong, somehow. He realized that what inhabited this relatively dark and mysterious cave must be extraordinary twisted.
Behind the door, he discovered a tall figure, clad in a black cloak. His red eyes were glowing menacing in the dark.
"I -" began the figure.
"Asshole!" said Seepuorg The Barbarian and threw his smartphone at him.
The fiend easily survived the attack. "It takes more than that to defeat me!" said the cloak guy.
"One moment!" said Seepuorg. He then left the cave and walked back home, picked up his laptop, walked back into the cave and threw it right at the cloak guy's face.
"What the fuck?" explained the cloak guy, and then he died.
Seepuorg then found a gold key. He knew he was supposed to use it on the silver coffin in the corner, but he had enough of this. He just left the cave, dertermined to become a cyborg pirate.
Post edited December 04, 2014 by KasperHviid
Another daily bump. 46 games.... so difficult to give away! Three good entries thus far. Game #47 will be unlocked soon. Thanks so much for all the stories thus far!
So it is ok to enter if we only want a few specific games from the bundle? (heck if I win I'll give away the rest)

Since literally went into debt helping my damn brother, I'll be entering.


Action News 7 Reporter *holding hat to her head because strong winds:
"A portal to Bizarro World seems to have opened up in the middle of the city."

~loud crashing thunder sounds

Action News 7 Reporter *turning to look towards sound:
"It appears Seepuorg is battling Groupees over another bundle."
"I think I just heard Seepuorg saying greenlight games are the best games, haha, he dosen't actually know they are not even real games... wait he talks in opposites correct?"

Action News 7 Cameraman *turning camera to look up at his face:
Cameraman *nodes yes, then turns camera back to repoter

Action News 7 Reporter:
"Then why are they fighting?"

Action News 7 Cameraman *zooms in on Groupees:
camera picks up a bundle with a gog game in Groupees pocket

Action News 7 Reporter:
"that must be it, they are fighting over the rare bundle with a gog game in it.... *ducks as greenlight games fly by ... that was close, noone wants those"

several minutes later... both Seepuorg and Groupees are crying because the bundles sale is over and neither had chance to buy it.


hehe (guess I could of made it a longer battle).
In please and thank you!

Seepuorg and his adventures:

Ale dripped from his beard as he chewed the bread with an open mouth. The brew served only to highlight the matted grits of food and dirt that had collected in the scruff. Though little found his mouth, he drank to numb the pain. His overgrown hair hid open wounds fresh from the morning along with scars from years past. We don't know if he picked his table because the lights around it were out, or if the lights around it were out because he picked the table. Either way, he was a character to be avoided. The tears in his clothes weren't precise enough or bloodied enough to be from swords or knives. It looked like demonic hordes wrestled him towards the abyss and he barely escaped with his life... or so folks wondered if he did in fact escape. No, his clothes were pulled and ripped. His gaze empty and constant, yet full of dread and anger.

His boot, the only one complete enough or covering enough foot to be called a boot, gently tapped the floor. It wasn't loud, but all were aware of the cadence. If you really concentrated, you could easily dismiss the noise as typical tavern backdrop. But anyone who spent more than a few minutes in this place knew a battle procession when they heard it. As the man effortlessly dropped his toes down to drum out a horrific proclamation of impending doom, the locals tried desperately to discern if this originated from stories past... or if he was warning of a reckoning in the near future.

Finally, Seepuorg, stumbles in and happily proclaims, "hey everyone! The circus is in town!!!". Locals and visitors alike proclaimed Huzzah! and ran out to a night of whack-a-mole and cotton candy. This day will forever be known as the day that Seepuorg lost $76.00 on the ring-toss game.
Saturday bump! I'll close this early next week. Game #47 is almost unlocked!
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KasperHviid: Allright, I'm in:

The Epic Tale of
Seepuorg the Barbarian
OK, so not too much interest, so I'm closing it a bit early. Congrats to KasperHviid! The 47th game is now unlocked, so that is a huge pile of keys to play with.

Thank you so much to everyone who entered! I enjoyed all the different stories. Hopefully Seepuorg will make a return someday!
Congratulations to KasperHviid and many thanks to yogsloth for this giveaway.
Some of those games look interesting but most look like indie games from the basement.

Just my opinion mind you.
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clisair: Some of those games look interesting but most look like indie games from the basement.
Luckily, that's my fave kind of games! :-)