Posted December 23, 2014
ZFR
I love gold!
Registered: Jan 2010
From Ireland
etb
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Registered: Aug 2010
From Italy
Posted December 23, 2014
and Batman punches both...
Come on, you have no humor!
Come on, you have no humor!
Post edited December 23, 2014 by etb
etb
no windows
Registered: Aug 2010
From Italy
Posted December 23, 2014
Good!
To test spies that just completed the training an high ranked examinaer order them to kill the person in a room, to dos so he gives them a gun. The person in the room is their wife, but the gun actually contains blanks bullet. Of course they are unaware of all this.
Entered the room, the first candidate discover the person is his wife. He closes the door, one minute passes, he goes out and tell the examiner he can't and quits.
The second candidate see the wife, close the door, few seconds later a bang is hear, he leaves the room with his wife both smiling and he tells the examiner: "you really scared me". He passes the test.
The last candidate enters the room, sees the wife, closes the door... and lots of screaming follow... He leaves the room covered by blood when the examiner asks: "What the hell? What happened?" "SOME IDIOTS PUTS BLANKS ON THE GUN, I HAD TO KILL HER BAREHANDED!"
To test spies that just completed the training an high ranked examinaer order them to kill the person in a room, to dos so he gives them a gun. The person in the room is their wife, but the gun actually contains blanks bullet. Of course they are unaware of all this.
Entered the room, the first candidate discover the person is his wife. He closes the door, one minute passes, he goes out and tell the examiner he can't and quits.
The second candidate see the wife, close the door, few seconds later a bang is hear, he leaves the room with his wife both smiling and he tells the examiner: "you really scared me". He passes the test.
The last candidate enters the room, sees the wife, closes the door... and lots of screaming follow... He leaves the room covered by blood when the examiner asks: "What the hell? What happened?" "SOME IDIOTS PUTS BLANKS ON THE GUN, I HAD TO KILL HER BAREHANDED!"