^ He taught Afanasiev, Nikita how to play Chess.

^ Designed a chess board where the pieces destroy each other and expects to get rich selling it.

^ What he actually meant to post is that the set which I designed had white chocolate and dark chocolate pieces and squares and that after a piece was captured it could be consumed and the board disposed of in the same manner after the game concluded.

^ Makes chocolate that must be eaten quickly, before it escapes.

^ Willy Wonka seeks his advice on marketing sweet games in the Middle East

^ Is Willy Wanker.

^ Would gladly build lego homes for sentient lego people if any existed

... and he is a friend of Bob the Builder!

^ he is so good at killing the pain, ppl call him "Hey, you".

^ He now realizes that what was actually said was, "Hey, Hugh!"

^ Asks to be excused while he kisses this guy named Lucy in the sky with diamonds.

^ He knows that I said, "kiss the sky," not "kiss this guy."

Rumor has it that the song Purple Haze haze was inspired by Mr. Hooyaah's wizarding exploits. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a game to get back to.

^ Doubtlessly, for Catventurer, "The game is afoot."

^ Understands that "Excuse me while I kiss the sky" was most likely written to be ambiguous from the start.