^ is waaay too advanced technicality to be called a mere scientist or author.

^ his knowledge of games is embarrassing for New Users

^ has his whole back behind him.

^ When it comes down to it, it's all up to him.

^ he usually swims up the downstream and sometimes - down the upstream.

^ He walks on water; it is always in the winter, however, when the ice is completely frozen over.

^ his left hand is always aware of what does his right one do.

^ Really stuck the landing on that sentence!

^ really stuck there: but just for a while!

^ He killed the moon; that is why it is "devoid of life."

Has saved my life 3 times, InSaint's 10 and HMA's 50 times. That last one is even more worthy considering where HMA goes and what he does to need saving.

^ He insisted that the colonel award me a bronze metal for the third time I saved him and his team by calling in an AC-130J Ghostrider Gunship which was only twelve Mikes out at the time.

^ Knows the secret measurement of "mikes".

^ He knows that a "Mike" is military slang for a minute and that a "Tango" means a target.

^ Can fly an AC-130J Ghostrider Gunship at exactly 60 mph, which means that was technically still a typo.