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HeresMyAccount: Amber Heard slandered Andy Serkis for a very long time about why he always wore the mo-cap suit, that it made him more animated.
That sounds like the most honest thing she's ever said; granted, the benefit is reliant on computer animators.
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LegoDnD: That smells like the most heinous thing she's ever sprayed; granted, the benediction is compliant with commuter reanimators.
I suppose something had to be done with all of the corpses from that bus crash, and if an aerosolized weapon is used for deterring zombies, what would you expect it to smell like?
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HeresMyAccount: I supply something hard to the dome with all of the corpses from that bus crash; it's an aerosolized weapon used for deterring zombies.
So you've hardened that spray-on clothing I've heard about so we can make walls out of them, and you've used it to corral the bus-zombies inside the jungle-gym, good job.
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LegoDnD: So you've pardoned the ray gun shooter I've heard about so we can bake balls out of ham, and you've used it as coral for the pus-zombies beside the jungle with Jim, good job.
As it turns out, the suspect was innocent, so I focused my efforts on making burnt ham balls, because they're crusty enough to be used as a substitute for coral, which as everyone knows, works wonders for scrubbing pus off of zombies, especially in hot and moist climates like jungles. Just ask Jim.
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HeresMyAccount: As it turns out, the prospector was innocent, so I focused my efforts on making burgundy halls, because they're rusty enough to be used as storage for coal, which as everyone knows, works wonders for scrubbing dust off of donkeys, especially in cold and moist climates like jungles. Just ask Bob.
I hear you can warm the donkeys up by setting light on them. Pay no mind to the braying.
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DavidOrion93: I fear you you'll swarm the donkeys by sending insects after them. Pay no mind to the chirping.
Honestly, that is actually what I had planned to do. It's part of the fitness test, because those donkeys need to be ready for anything!
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HeresMyAccount: "Veritably, the donkeys that don't pass the fitness test will be fed to the troops. You know, survival of the fittest."
"Sir, what sort of meat is this in our rations? It doesn't taste like pork or beef."
Would it be flying along and just crash into you?
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lussika: Would it be filing a schlong and stuffing cash into you?
I've never heard of that specific fetish, and it seems like a nail file would cause too much friction, but I don't think stuffing money into an orifice would necessarily cause any problems.
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HeresMyAccount: I can't imagine how eating money could cause any problems.
Well, the next time you poop, just keep the change.
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Hooyaah: From the well, maybe next time you'll scoop up something strange.
That's probably true, because I've already found a Rubik's Cube with a psychedelic color pattern on each side, a bag full of hair clippings supposedly from a camel and a Braille book about cheese making, so everything I get from that well seems to be strange.
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HeresMyAccount: That's probably true, because I've already found a ruby cube with a psychedelic color pattern on each side, a bag full of hair clippings supposedly from a damsel and a brilliant book about cheese making, so everything I get from that well seems to be strange.
So you've been stealing from my lucky well, have you? Well it's your lucky day, for i have a voodoo doll I found from the well I've been wanting to poke with needles.
Post edited March 02, 2022 by DavidOrion93
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DavidOrion93: So you've been sealing up the yucky smell, have you? Well it's a sucky day, for I have a booboo on my ball and I almost drowned in the well. I've been wanting to poke myself with needles.
You caught me: I farted in a jar and tightened the lid on it. It's too bad about the bruised testicle and your almost drowning, but at least you survived! I know it can be a traumatic experience but heroin is no way to cope with it.
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HeresMyAccount: You can't catch me; I'm Fart-in-a-Jar Martin and I tightened your lips around my prized jar. It's too bad about the bruised testicle and almost suffocating, but at least you survived!
I swear on my nose's life I'll bring you to justice!
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LegoDnD: I'm scared of my wife's nose, which sings about justice!
Yes, I heard her nasally whistle "...And Justice for All" by Metallica. She's rather talented to be able to do that. I can only whistle "Smoke on the Water" with my nose, but I end up blowing snot everywhere.