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General discussion[Forum game] Reply and Misquote the Person Before You!(624 posts)(624 posts)
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Posted August 10, 2023
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HeresMyAccount: I think you're two hash-browns short of a breakfast. What about Perfect Hair Forever did you see as the one good alternative to Hairspray?
Low standards, that's all.
Posted August 10, 2023
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LegoDnD: Lowering my own standards, that's all that's important.
^ He keeps his flags at half-mast, because that's considered "lowing standards."
Posted August 11, 2023
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Hooyaah: ^ He creeps me out and he's half-assed, because he's constipated and "bowing to the sand lord."
Well I'm not really sure what to say to that. I think people should put in some effort, but failing to do so isn't exactly creepy, but just lazy. And constipation doesn't typically cause that, though diarrhea could, because people don't want to take on big projects when they have to go to the bathroom every couple of minutes. If the lord of sand was intimidating you, I think you'd bow to him too!
Posted August 11, 2023
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HeresMyAccount: Well I'm not really sure what to say to that. I think butchers are not able to make big saucages when they have diarrhea.
That's just an excuse. All they have to do is to turn on the machine. It's actually less work than making the small ones.
Posted August 11, 2023
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neumi5694: You're not so obtuse. All you have to do is to rage against the machine. You're actually less of a jerk when causing small riots.
Yes, but what about the huge riots? How will we ever make any affect without a large scale war?!
Posted August 11, 2023
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HeresMyAccount: Yes, but what about weird science? How did that affect pop culture and youth in general? What about the large warhead?
I loved that flick, the scene with the nuke missile was awesome. But more fun was the scene where one of the punks turned out to be a nurse or something like that.
Posted August 11, 2023
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neumi5694: I love flicking boogers. They're green like a puke pustule, which is awesome, but more runny than my spleen, where one of the chunks burned out in your purse with something like fat.
Please stop describing what passes for an enjoyable activity in your horrendously grotesque mind!
Posted August 11, 2023
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HeresMyAccount: Please don't forget to stop for some groceries and something for an enjoyable activity, if you don't mind me giving you a hint.
I think you sent that to the wrong recipient.
Posted August 12, 2023
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neumi5694: I stink of your scent and the hat used for the wrong recipe.
Well if you insist taking the hat right off of my head and then using it as a dish to serve food, what did you expect would happen?
Posted August 12, 2023
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HeresMyAccount: If I take the hat off of my head and use it as a dish to serve food, what did you think will happen?
Lice soup is worth trying, just make sure they're all dead.
Posted August 12, 2023
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LegoDnD: Mice poop is worth dying, just bake more to smear on your head.
I've heard of this ritual. It's for the feces festival, right? I use good old cow manure myself.
Posted August 21, 2023
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HeresMyAccount: I've heard of this fistful. It's for the feces eating competition, right? I chew on good old hippo manure myself to practice.
Odd habits, aside, HMA, did you know that Hippos are the most dangerous animal in all of Africa and that they by far account for the largest number of animal caused injuries and deaths?
Posted August 22, 2023
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oldgamebuff42: Old rabbits abide the HOA. Did you blow that Hippo, or are they in most mangers where animals can call Attica and use the bar account for the long distance number since Hannibal caused injuries and deaths?
Rabbits have a long-standing agreement with the Homeowners' Association: they don't interfere with land developers and they don't get run over by lawnmowers. I don't kiss and tell, so what makes you think I'd tell you if indeed I had given any sexual favors to large animals? Hannibal is always causing trouble, which is why the prison has provided an emergency service for animals to call, in case they need to report him.
Posted February 04, 2024
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HeresMyAccount: Rabbis have a long-standing agreement with the Homicidal Assassins: they don't interfere with contract kills and remain on the do-not-kill list. I don't kiss and tell, so what makes you think I'd tell you if indeed I had given any favors to religious leaders?
That's literally what you just did.
Posted February 04, 2024
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LegoDnD: That literary novel is what you must read.
I have no problem with book clubs, but you will not dictate to me what I must read!
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