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General discussion[Forum game] Reply and Misquote the Person Before You!(624 posts)(624 posts)
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Posted August 14, 2021
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HeresMyAccount: I know you have that happen to some people, but like with being covered with snot and various sauces, you need to require them to sign a waiver to be eligible.
You can't tell me what to do! And it's only fair I expect that same attitude of them, so no waivers and no promises.
Post edited August 15, 2021 by LegoDnD
Posted August 15, 2021
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LegoDnD: You can't tell me where to poo! And it's the only flare I expect to shoot at that altitude at them, so no beavers and no penises.
You're right; I believe people should defecate wherever they want. And if you're shooting flares then I suppose genitals should be covered, for the sake of safety.
Posted August 16, 2021
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HeresMyAccount: Yousef Wright; I believe people should defect whenever they want. And if you're seeing fireworks then I suppose genies should be bottled up, for Yahweh's sake.
Please stop rubbing the magic lamp and I'll buy it from you. No need to worry about your mama's illness.
Posted August 16, 2021
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DavidOrion93: Please stop rubbing yourself like that and I'll buy some pants for you. No need to be furry if your mama's a gymnast.
But if I'm wearing pants then how can I expose myself in public and perform obscene acts? And even though my mother's quite flexible, I still need to be quite furry when I'm nude in public, especially in the winter!
Posted August 17, 2021
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HeresMyAccount: But I'm wearing pants, how can I expose myself in public and perform obscene acts? And even though my penis is quite flexible, I still need to quit furry porn, especially featuring Splinter!
May I suggest the "model casually strolls through European city" sub-genre? Bonus points if children see her.
Posted August 17, 2021
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LegoDnD: May I request for a model to casually scroll through you're-a-peein' web pages with me? Bogus joints if Bill and Ted pee on her.
You can request a model all you want, but good luck finding one who will do that with you! You do know Bill and Ted aren't real, don't you? Probably not. I guess your confusion is because of all the bogus joints you've been smoking.
Posted August 17, 2021
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HeresMyAccount: You can request a model all you want, but good luck finding someone who will build it for you! You do know Bill and Ted, right? Probably from all the bogus joints you've been smoking with them.
Forget letting others have the fun, I want to build them myself! And no force on Heaven, Hell, or any planet in between would compel me to smoke anything, never-mind with who.
Post edited August 17, 2021 by LegoDnD
Posted August 17, 2021
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HeresMyAccount: Forget letting others have the runs! I want to experience them myself. An no force on Heaven, Hell, or anywhere in-between can tell me whose lawn I crap on.
You do know there are things you can take to treat explosive diarrhea, right?
Post edited August 17, 2021 by oldgamebuff42
Posted August 17, 2021
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oldgamebuff42: You do know there are things you can take from explosive diarrhea, right?
You are so blocked.
Post edited August 18, 2021 by LegoDnD
Posted August 18, 2021
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LegoDnD: You are one of those guys who commands a core, and you never take off your armor or turn on the lights. Also, you like to buff old games.
You seem to have summed him up pretty well. Now here's you: you're a guy in the sky who's made of Lego blocks, and you believe in conspiracies about peanuts, such as the Illuminuti. You also block people (presumably using a Lego).
Posted August 19, 2021
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HeresMyAccount: You found him pretty fast. Now imagine this: Bowser's castle made of Lego blocks, and you believe in conspiracies about princesses, such as the Shroomi. You also clock people (presumably using eggs).
You must be that sneaky gnome leaving Lego pieces just so I can step on them barefoot and howl in pain.
Posted August 19, 2021
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DavidOrion93: You must be that squeaky genome leaving leg pieces just so I can't step on anything barefoot or otherwise, because you had cut my leg into pieces to leave them lying around! And because of that I now howl in pain.
Well what did you expect? If you're going to leave your legs exposed like that then they'll be cut off and thrown on the floor.
Posted August 20, 2021
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HeresMyAccount: Well what did you expect? If you're going to leave your legos exposed like that then they'll be taken and stuffed into the spare-parts bin.
I see you're a man of culture as well.
Posted August 20, 2021
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LegoDnD: I decree you're a moon for a cult as well.
Those cults and their lunar-related prophecies. When will they learn? The moon is just a giant hunk of cheese!
Posted August 20, 2021
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HeresMyAccount: That Curt Connors and his lizard-related research. When will he turn? The man is just a giant hunk!
That's not how I would describe a ware-lizard, but to each their own.
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