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General discussion[Forum game] Reply and Misquote the Person Before You!(624 posts)(624 posts)
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Posted October 09, 2020
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MichaelD.965: Hold on, what did the chicken ever do to you?
He knows what he did, and if he wants my forgiveness he'll have to earn it... in the battle arena!
Posted October 09, 2020
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HeresMyAccount: He knows what he did in the arena, and since I want his forgiveness he'll have to obligue... in the summer marina!
A bit too demanding, isn't it? But at least there will be nice yatch views
Posted October 09, 2020
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Carradice: I make two demands: much yeast and nice yacht views.
You can have the yacht calendar, but the yeast stays with me.
Posted October 09, 2020
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MichaelD.965: Yoshanave thachtaledar schmute yesttays frithe.
Don't type with your mouth full!
Posted October 09, 2020
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teceem: What type of mouth gets full so easily?
The kind that bites off more than it can chew.
Posted October 09, 2020
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MichaelD.965: Just call me Chewbacca.
Sorry, I didn't recognise you without the hair.
Posted October 09, 2020
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teceem: Sorry, I didn't recognize you were a bear.
Common mistake, I don't act the part.
Posted October 09, 2020
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MichaelD.965: My greatest acting performance was as a commoner in Monty Python and the Holy Grail. I spent months rehearsing the pronunciation of "Duck".
I always thought that you were that duck.
Posted October 09, 2020
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teceem: I always thought you could duck.
All I need is to see the object coming.
Posted October 09, 2020
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MichaelD.965: I saw the object coming.
Then why the black eye? Walked into a door?
Posted October 09, 2020
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teceem: Then why the Black Spire? Do you have a death-wish?
Look, I don't want to die, but living under the Overlord's rule is even worse.
Posted October 09, 2020
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MichaelD.965: Look, I don't know how to fly, but living with my underwear over my head is even worse.
An atomic wedgie! Though I'm not sure how it's atomic, other than than underwear is composed of atoms, but then, isn't everything?
Posted October 09, 2020
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HeresMyAccount: An atomic wedgie! I'm sure it's an atomic weapon, for no other reason than underwear is composed of atoms, because isn't everything?
You forget dark matter, and anti-matter!
Posted October 10, 2020
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MichaelD.965: You forget that dorks matter, and they use altimeters!
Well if you think they matter so much then why do you call them dorks? And thinking that they all use altimeters is a dumb stereotype. They're mostly just used by dork pilots.
Posted October 10, 2020
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HeresMyAccount: Well if you think so highly of matter, why do you call it mostly dark? And thinking they obliterate anti-matter is a dumb stereotype. They're mostly used by space-pilots.
Face it, your preconceived notions of the Universe are way off. I bet you've never even heard of the Planck Constant!
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