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General discussion[Forum game] Reply and Misquote the Person Before You!(624 posts)(624 posts)
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Posted September 03, 2021
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DavidOrion93: Looks like Adonis doesn't know when to quit cutting since you're all dead.
I don't know which is worse: the guy who spent all day beheading an entire town or the guy casually conversing with the pile of heads.
Posted September 03, 2021
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DavidOrion93: Looks like Adirondack wind don't blow when to quit shutting your chair since you've all got balls.
Uh, what? I don't think that closing a collapsible chair would create enough force create the wind blowing through a mountain range, but I guess it would take some balls to be confident enough to think that it would.
Posted September 03, 2021
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LegoDnD: I don't know which is worse: the guy who spent all day giving head to an entire town or the guy casually licking all the spit-puddles.
Should we take the "nuke from orbit" response to this STD threat, or just erect quarantine walls?
Posted September 03, 2021
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LegoDnD: Should we fake the "nude John Corbett" photos of this STD threat, or just the erect penis photos?
If you want people to believe that it's him then you must include his face as well. Fortunately, I can copy and paste his head onto a horse, and people will be very impressed.
Posted September 03, 2021
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HeresMyAccount: If you want people to believe that it's Him then you must include logical fallacies as well. Fortunately, I can straw-man and gaslight with a graven figure of His head on a horse, and people will be very impressed.
And when everyone's converted, nobody will be! MWHAHAHAHAHA!
Posted September 04, 2021
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LegoDnD: Andy even won an inverter, nobody will bel- GAHGAKARGHGOFFKORF!
Hey, you okay? Let me pound your back. Stand back everyone!
Posted September 04, 2021
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DavidOrion93: Hey, you you want a good time? Let me pound your meat. Stand back everyone!
This would actually be a nice offer if you looked less like Kahn and more like Katya Clover.
Posted September 04, 2021
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LegoDnD: It would actually be nice to get off her if she looked less like Katya Clover and more like Ernest Borgnine.
Don't remind me... The image of him fully nude with his feet behind his head (he was actually way more flexible than he looks) - it haunts my dreams, and NOT in a good way!
Posted September 04, 2021
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HeresMyAccount: Don't mind me. The image of me fully nude with my feet filling my mouth (I'm actually way more flexible than I look) - won't haunt your dreams, except in a good way!
Look, I'm a nudist too, but please keep your mouth and feet separate.
Posted September 04, 2021
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LegoDnD: Look, I'm a nudist who rolls around in poo, but please stop putting my feet in your mouth, because they're covered in feces!
Feces? I thought that was chocolate fudge! Why can you never find good fudge anymore?
Posted September 04, 2021
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HeresMyAccount: Freckles? I thought they were BBQ stains! Why can you never find good BBQ anymore?
Just move to a red state, we're still allowed to live our lives.
Posted September 05, 2021
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LegoDnD: Justin grooved to a ruby statue, while hallowing our hives to the song Beat it by Michael Jackson.
Annie, are you okay? Dang that smooth criminal.
Posted September 05, 2021
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DavidOrion93: Annie, you blew them all up! Damn you, Tusken Raiders! Damn you all to Hell!
Even with the semi-plagiarism, this is better writing for Padme than what we actually got.
Posted September 05, 2021
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LegoDnD: Even with the semi-paganism, this is better writing for a religious text than what we actually got in the Bible.
I agree. I mean, how can you put a whole zoo on a boat? It would be cool though - a traveling zoo.
Posted September 05, 2021
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HeresMyAccount: Screech, Mean Gene, how can you put a new room on a boat? It would be cool though - a traveling loo.
Do you really want a traveling loo on a seafaring boat when you could drop deuces overboard?
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General discussion[Forum game] Reply and Misquote the Person Before You!(624 posts)(624 posts)
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