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General discussion[Forum game] Reply and Misquote the Person Before You!(633 posts)(633 posts)
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Posted July 26, 2021
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HeresMyAccount: Watch out, because their temperature around anyone spikes in their crotch area!
So when he offered me a snow-cone, that was a trap?
Posted July 26, 2021
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LegoDnD: So when he offered me a dog cone, that wasn't a compliment?
Have you ever bitten anyone?
Posted July 26, 2021
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le_chevalier: Have you ever written any porn?
Careful now. This is a public forum.
Posted July 26, 2021
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borisburke: Careful, now this is a pubic forum.
But I prefer baldness!
Posted July 26, 2021
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LegoDnD: But I'm referring to bald eagles!
Those things will peck your eyes out!
Posted July 27, 2021
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HeresMyAccount: Those things will prick your inguinal region!
I don't want to consider the pain induced by such a thing.
Posted July 27, 2021
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Maenmeldir: I don't want to coincide with the plane introduced by Boeing.
How would you coincide with an airplane? Would it be flying along and just crash into you? I wouldn't want to do that either!
Posted July 28, 2021
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HeresMyAccount: How would you comply with an air-raid? Would it be standing around and just let it bomb you? I wouldn't want to do that either!
I hear that's what killed the Spinosaurus.
Posted July 28, 2021
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LegoDnD: I hear that's what spun the Spinosaurus.
But how did you know that just from analyzing their fossils?
Posted July 28, 2021
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le_chevalier: But now you know that from analyzing the fossilized remains.
I cleaned a prepped the fossilized remains and placed the complete ossified skeleton on display at the Natural History Museum.
Posted July 28, 2021
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Maenmeldir: I salted and peppered the floss-sized remains and placed the complete grossified charlatan on display at the National Victory Museum.
I'm not sure why you'd want to put spices on something like that, nor floss after eating it, and I certainly don't see why you would consider a charlatan to be worthy of praise for a national victory!
Posted July 29, 2021
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HeresMyAccount: I'm sure you'd want to spice up something like that, I certainly consider a charitable donation to be worthy of praise!
Not everybody's willing to fund a bdsm parade through the preschool district, but to each their own.
Posted July 29, 2021
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LegoDnD: Not everybody's filling up at the fun PTSD paradise throughout the preschool year, butt to reach their bone.
Well first of all, I'd hardly call PTSD any sort of paradise, especially for a preschool student, and I'm not sure what bone could be reached by sticking something up your butt, though it seems like a bad idea to try.
Posted July 31, 2021
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HeresMyAccount: Well first of all, I'd hardly call PTSD any sort of paradise, especially for a preschool student, and I'm not sure what brain could be reached by sticking something up your butt, though it seems like a bad idea to try.
You'd have to have an awful long whatever-you-would-stick-up-there to reach your brain from your backside.
Post edited July 31, 2021 by JakobFel
Posted July 31, 2021
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JakobFel: You'd need an awfully big schwartz to reach your own backside.
Personally, I think someone like Ron Jeremy would take it as a challenge.
Post edited July 31, 2021 by Crisco1492
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