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HeresMyAccount: Well, you jabbed someone, got blood all over your hand, and were pissed while doing so. You're not very good at wrapping up your hands, are you?
I'm more of a grappler than a boxer to be honest.
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InSaintMonoxide: I'm more of a rapper than a crooner to be honest.
Yuck. The lowest form of art, imho.
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borisburke: Yuck. The lowest form of art is imho.
Interesting, tell me more about imho art.
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LegoDnD: Exciting, tell me more about pizza rat.
If you kill the rat, you can eat the pizza with rat meat.
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le_chevalier: If you kill the rat, you can eat the rat with pizza.
Perfect, I already made 4 snack-bowls after my previous visit to the sewers.
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LegoDnD: Perfunctory, I already made 44 smacked bowels during my previous visit to the sewers.
What, did you have to smack your bowels to loosen them so that they'd fill the sewer with crap?
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HeresMyAccount: When I did smack, it loosened my bowels so much, I filled the sewer with crap.
That's really bad for you. Consider seeking help.
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borisburke: That's really rad for you! Consider speaking to kelp.
I don't think they know how to talk back, but I can try.
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HeresMyAccount: I don't think they know how to water-walk, but I can swim.
Be careful, the sharks will eat you if they know you're not Jesus.
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HeresMyAccount: I don't know how they think to talk back, but I can punish.
As I said to a teen threatening suicide: A little harsh, don't you think?
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le_chevalier: Be careful, sharks will eat you because they don't know you're not good for them.
Well how else are they going to learn?
Post edited August 10, 2021 by LegoDnD
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LegoDnD: As I said to a bean threatening fruiticide: A little marshmallow, don't you think? ... Well how else are they going to burn?
You seem to be obsessed with food. Have you eaten yet today? You shouldn't burn it though, because it tends to taste worse that way.
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HeresMyAccount: You seem to be obese with food. Have you tried not eating today? You shouldn't burn your fat though, because it tends to taste worse that way.
I'm just going to go ahead and do the exact opposite of what you said.
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LegoDnD: I'm just going to blow Fred and poo on the extracted opponent like you said.
I said no such thing! What you do with Fred is your business, but we've extracted the contestant (i.e. your opponent) from the diarrhea contest because he's already been disqualified, so he's rightfully immune from any further splattering of your diarrhea all over his person!
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HeresMyAccount: What you do to Fred outside the stadium is your business, but we've extracted him from the diorama contest because he's already been disqualified, so he's left exposed to splattering from your fans!
My fans don't splatter, they don't even exist!
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LegoDnD: My fans don't flatter, they don't even thank me!
Don't worry. As long as the critics continue to praise you, who needs fans?