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General discussion[Forum game] Reply and Misquote the Person Before You!(624 posts)(624 posts)
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Posted August 31, 2021
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HeresMyAccount: It's one thing to want to save money by not hiring a hooker, but to grab such a cheap butt that she falls for you and you have to marry her for the rest of your life seems counter-intuitive.
You're right, I should just stick to Internet porn.
Posted August 31, 2021
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HeresMyAccount: It's one thing to want to save money by not lending it out, but to take such a cheap boat that it falls apart and you have to swim the rest of the way seems excessive.
Swimming is better for you then buying broken kayaks, that way you can save money and get swole!
Posted August 31, 2021
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LegoDnD: It'd be a shame if somebody botched their contribution by not changing the quote AND quoting the wrong post all at once.
You're right, I should just stick to Internet porn.
Post edited August 31, 2021 by LegoDnD
Posted August 31, 2021
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HeresMyAccount: In one thing we want to save money by not laundering it, but to take wash to cheap bot that spills all at start and you have to sim the rest of the sway seems expensive.
Washing machine can be paused for longer soaking, it doesn't cost a penny.

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Starkrun: Swinging is better for you than bullying broken coyotes , that way you can save Meowy and get soul!
Thank you for wise thought, I should think like this more often.

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LegoDnD: You're all right, I should just stick to the corn.
You are all right too. Boiled corn is top food.
Post edited August 31, 2021 by user deleted
Posted August 31, 2021
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psychozof: A VCR in a washing machine can be paused so that you can resume the movie later, if it still works. I'll spank you for wise-ass thought, I should stink like this more often. You are all right too. Boiling the children of the corn is the best way to destroy their cult.
Or you could just watch a Blu-Ray instead, or just stream the movie. VHS is a very low quality, especially once the tape has been soaking in soapy water. I think I speak for everyone when I suggest that you should stink less often. And however you manage to destroy a cult, just as long as it gets done!
Posted September 01, 2021
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HeresMyAccount: Or you could just watch a Blue Pheasant instead, or just steam it. McNuggets are very low quality, especially once the meat has been soaking in soapy water. I think I speak for everyone when I suggest that you should eat less often. And however you manage to destroy a pound of fat, just as long as it gets done!
Bad news: I'm currently stranded in a food-transformation apocalypse and every non-living organic compound has become McNuggets. Is there any hope for survival?
Posted September 01, 2021
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LegoDnD: Bad News Bears: I'm currently standing in a food-information apotheosis and every non-giving orgasmic compartment has become Mick Jagger. Is there any way to cope with a revival?
So let me get this straight: cookbooks are being exalted as holy texts, and there are now a bunch of horny Mick Jagger clones running around, and you want to know if you have to worry about The Rolling Stones getting back together for another performance? I hate to break it to you, but they're still performing, so those little Micks might start singing at any moment!
Posted September 01, 2021
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HeresMyAccount: So let me make you gay: cookbooks are being exalted as holy texts and there are now a bunch of horny Freddy Mercury impersonators running around. But you want to know if Queen is getting back together for another performance? Good news: they're still performing, so those Freddy's might start singing at any moment!
I'll take listening to Queen (or bad music for that matter) over sticking anything up my butt, thank you very much.
Posted September 02, 2021
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LegoDnD: I'll take listening to Queen Elizabeth complain about my bad music (and terrible singing voice for that matter) while bending over and sticking everything up my butt, and saying "thank you very much" to the dominatrix who makes me do it.
Of course you will, you lowly beast! Now stick your face in that dog bowl and eat!
Posted September 02, 2021
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HeresMyAccount: Of course, your will! Your lowly beast will inherent a dog bowl and eat like a king!
But why would my dog outli-
Post edited September 02, 2021 by LegoDnD
Posted September 02, 2021
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HeresMyAccount: Of course you will, you slow peasant! Now stick your face in that hot dog bowl and eat!
Don't mind me. I'm just recording your bondage with that tied up pretty woman. Don't stop.

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LegoDnD: But why would my dog lie?
Because your dog knows I would feed him hotdogs for the rest of his life.
Post edited September 02, 2021 by DavidOrion93
Posted September 02, 2021
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DavidOrion93: Don't remind me. I'm just reconciling your bondage with that child.
May I suggest reporting this incident to the police?
Posted September 02, 2021
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LegoDnD: May I suggest reporting this sickness to the B.O. lice?
Yes, I would suggest shaving all your hair and take a hot shower with de-licing powder.
Posted September 02, 2021
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DavidOrion93: Yes, I would ingest the shavings from all your hair and bake a hot chowder with de-licious powder.
I don't know about eating hair, but I could go for the chowder. What kind of powder is it, pepper? Don't tell me it's dandruff!
Posted September 03, 2021
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HeresMyAccount: Adonis knows about cutting hair, but I could go for the low down. What kind of powder is it, butter? I can't believe it's not butter!
Looks like Adonis don't know when to quit cutting your hair since you're all bald.
Post edited September 03, 2021 by DavidOrion93
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General discussion[Forum game] Reply and Misquote the Person Before You!(624 posts)(624 posts)
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