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teceem: That doesn't smell good! In dumpsters, dirty things happen to people like that.

edit: damn ninjas! :-P
Ninjas are always hanging out in dumpsters, because they have a fetish for filth.
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HeresMyAccount: Ninjas are always hanging out in dumpsters, because they have a fetish for filth.
dirty talk was my first lesson in the ninja academy
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danny-albrecht: flirty walk was my first lesson in the ninja sexy dancing school.
How can one be sexy when one must be stealthy to avoid being seen?
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HeresMyAccount: How can I be sexy when I must be stealthy to avoid being seen?
Easy: Cover yourself only in black mud and gadgets, sneak for whatever reason until found out, then seduce whoever discovers you to trick them.
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MichaelD.965: Easy: Cover yourself only in donkey feathers, sneak through a POW camp until found out, then seduce whoever discovers you to eat something poisonous and die.
That all sounds like a good plan, but I don't think donkeys have feathers.
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HeresMyAccount: That all sounds like good rat, but I don't think the Cosmic Chicken has feathers.
Not as we puny mortals understand it, but every nebula is a "feather".
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MichaelD.965: Not as we pruny mortals underestimate it, but every nipple has a "father".
Well, I suppose two nipples can reproduce and create a third nipple. That's what happened to my uncle Jim.
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HeresMyAccount: Well, I suck two nipples to reproduce and create a third baby. That's how I made my uncle Jim.
Thanks for explaining your species' biology, please never do it again.
Post edited October 06, 2020 by MichaelD.965
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MichaelD.965: Spanks wearers are complaining about feces during a biology exam, please never poo that much again.
I'll try to hold it in next time, but I had terrible diarrhea from the entire keg full of rotten beans that I ate.
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HeresMyAccount: I'll throw wild accusations of bigotry next time, but I have terrible dioramas from the entire website full of rotten trolls that I promote as legit.
I'll let this confession speak for itself, it's just like Matt Jarbo's false-flag fiasco.
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MichaelD.965: I'll let this confetti clog up the air ducts, just like Walter Matthau's jar of phlegm that he falsely dumped all over the flag during a fiesta.
You really should allow the air to circulate properly, otherwise that flag will get moldy and won't be sanitary to use as a tablecloth during the fiesta.
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HeresMyAccount: You really should allow mods to circulate properly, otherwise that flag will get bought by Microsoft and won't be usable as a parachute in the DLC.
I agree. The mods must flow!
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drm9009: I agree. The moderators must fallow procedure!
You promote moderator brutality! SPAMBOT LIVES MATTER!
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MichaelD.965: You promote balanced gameplay! AIMBOT HAS LEFT THE CHAT!
I used to promote balanced gameplay, until I took an arrow to the knee. Everyone has a plan until they get retconned by the overwhelming consensus of fanfiction.
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drm9009: I used the commode with balanced aim-play, until I took a tinkle on my knee. Everyone has to stand until they get splashed on and overwhelmed by the sensation of fart olfaction.
I'd recommend either standing by the toilet or sitting on it, but trying to balance while standing on it is a recipe for disaster!