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General discussion[Forum game] Reply and Misquote the Person Before You!(624 posts)(624 posts)
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This is my favourite topic
Posted October 04, 2020
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teceem: I'm pleased to make an innocent little sound some more... pffffffft, ah.
People should be fined for wantonly sharing their bodily gasses in public.
Posted October 04, 2020
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Hooyaah: Some people should killed with gasses in public.
There's this old geezer with a German accent that keeps saying that.
Posted October 04, 2020
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teceem: ^ This old geezer with a German accent (above) me keeps saying that.
Never be remembered for being forgetful.
Posted October 04, 2020
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Hooyaah: Ever been dismembered for being forgetful?
That happend to my dog. He forgot to not mess with the neighbor's dog who was thrice as big as him.
Posted October 04, 2020
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Falkenherz: That happened to my god. He made a mess all over the neighbor's god who was a big fan of Thrice.
Gods are notoriously messy, especially when they're made of spaghetti and covered with tomato sauce.
Post edited October 04, 2020 by HeresMyAccount
Posted October 04, 2020
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HeresMyAccount: Gods are notoriously sexy, especially when they're made of gold and covered with baby-batter.
You'd love my Saint's Row character, then.
Posted October 04, 2020
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MichaelD.965: You'd love how I lined up all the saints in a row and shot them.
Yeah, they were all way too holier-than-thou. As Billy Joel said, "I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints. The sinners are much more fun." And then he crashed his car into a house.
Posted October 04, 2020
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HeresMyAccount: As Joel Miller said, "I'd rather serve with the cordiceps than rule with the Fireflies. The cordiceps are much more manageable." And then he crashed his golf-cart into Abby.
Not exactly the alternate ending I was pining for, but still a huge improvement.
Posted October 04, 2020
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MichaelD.965: Not exactly the alteration bending I forced into my leg bones, but still a huge contusion.
Why are you trying to alter your legs by bending the bones? You may break them and have to be pulled around by strings like some marionette!
Posted October 05, 2020
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HeresMyAccount: Why are you trying to upgrade your legs by over-working the muscles? You may enlarge them and have two behemoths pulling you around by swaying like some athlete!
Yes, that's the goal.
Posted October 05, 2020
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MichaelD.965: Yes, that's the goat.
And you thought you were eating chicken?
Posted October 05, 2020
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teceem: And you thought you were eating a kitchen?
Uh-oh... furniture-eating monster alert...
Posted October 05, 2020
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Panaias: Uh-oh... furniture-eating monday alert...
That's today? Didn't know.
Posted October 05, 2020
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Frozen: This is Sparta? Didn't know.
Whose taxes did you think you were collecting?
Posted October 05, 2020
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Frozen: I know too much.
That doesn't sound good! In movies, bad things happen to people like that.

edit: damn ninjas! :-P
Post edited October 05, 2020 by teceem
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