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General discussion[Forum game] Reply and Misquote the Person Before You!(633 posts)(633 posts)
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Posted August 27, 2021
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borisburke: Must have been Meatloaf.
I dunno, the hole was less motorcycle-shaped and more giant-pitcher-with-limbs-shaped.
Posted August 27, 2021
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LegoDnD: I dunno, the whole motorcycle was less of an abstract shape and more like a giant baseball pitcher with tree limbs used as bats.
I've seen games in which the players were several hundred feet tall and they used entire trees as bats!
Posted August 27, 2021
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HeresMyAccount: I've seen games in which the player-characters were several hundred feet tall and they used entire trees as bats!
That wasn't a game, it was Kong: Skull Island; with the way computer animation is these days, I can understand the mistake.
Posted August 27, 2021
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LegoDnD: He wasn't gay, he stuck his dong in a skull on an island; with the way computer reanimation of corpses is these days, I underestimated the missing cake.
Who am I to judge him for being a necrophiliac? And you know how those corpses love cake. If you leave one lying around they'll eat it!
Posted August 27, 2021
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HeresMyAccount: Who am I to judge him for being a pedophile? And you know how those children love cake. If you leave one lying around they'll eat it!
You shouldn't leave them lying around anyway, which is why I eat them to right that wrong.
Posted August 27, 2021
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LegoDnD: You shouldn't leave them lying around anyway, which is why I eat them; frosting to bottom.
The cake is a lie. A lie, I tell you! Plus I have cake.
Posted August 28, 2021
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DavidOrion93: The cake is a bomb. A bomb, I tell you! Plus give me all your money or I'll detonate the cake.
Take it easy! Don't so anything rash! I have the money right here, so there's no need to resort to cake!
Posted August 28, 2021
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HeresMyAccount: Take it easy! Don't be so rash yet! I have the money right here, so I'm going to flee to a resort and eat cake!
Do you mind booking a few extra rooms?
Posted August 28, 2021
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slurredprey: Do you mind looking in a few extra tombs?
I think you're confusing me with this girl. I'm more of a standard grave robber.
Posted August 29, 2021
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HeresMyAccount: I think your contusions are congealing. I paid off the dunderhead's mortgage to get his gravy lobber.
See this nursing home? Now aim this gravy lobber at the wandering senior citizens in the courtyard. Keep lobbing gravy until your gravy train runs out.
Posted August 29, 2021
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DavidOrion93: See this nursing horse? Now aim this grenade launcher at the wandering eyes. Keep launching grenades until your gory brain is satisfied.
Reminds me of those hunters who use giant bullets to pop prairie dogs like fuzzy balloons; gross overkill of the animal abusiest order.
Posted August 29, 2021
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LegoDnD: Rewinds my VHS tapes of those hunters who use giant bulls to poop on prairie dogs like fuzzy-balled baboons; gloss over killing the animal, and focus on the fact that I make up words like "abusiest" by mixing order of the letters.
Why do you watch videos of animals pooping on each other? And what is "abusiest" supposed to mean, anyway?
Posted August 29, 2021
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HeresMyAccount: Why do you watch videos of people killing animals? And what does "abusiest" mean, anyway?
I just wanted to invoke the suggestion that such hunting methods seem like animal abuse and switching out the term "highest order" seemed like a nice way to maintain brevity. Anyway, it wasn't a video, it was a Cracked article which may have included a video but a gif image was more than enough for me.
Posted August 29, 2021
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LegoDnD: I just wanted to invoke a magic spell for hunting animals such as dragons of the "highest order" while maintaining brevity. Anyway, it wasn't a video. I actually did it, but I was on Crack at the time, so my memory may not be reliable, and anything that I put in my article, video and/or gif may be false.
If you believe that you were hunting dragons then I'd say you were definitely on some kind of drug (though more likely LSD than cocaine), and you shouldn't write articles intended to be factual while you're in such a state.
Posted August 30, 2021
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HeresMyAccount: If you believe, you can hunt dragons. Then I'd say you definitely need to be on some kind of drug (though more likely LSD than cocaine), and you shouldn't ride vehicles intended for fatsos while you're in such a state.
This sounds like more trouble than it's worth, I'd rather not believe.
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